Jokes

How to split SQL file by GO statement

In some situations when using scripts to create/update database in code, I had to split input SQL script file by GO statements, as SqlCommand doesn’t really understand it. But in some place, I’ve came to a strange-looking code that does exactly that but… in really weird and NOT correct way. So here we go. How NOT to write: //separator char not used in TSQL char ch = '^';   //Ed: str is the text from SQL batch file ...

MyHeritage.com Match-A-Celebrity!

Well, I'm using MyHeritage.com site to hold all my genealogy tree and recently they have added ability to check which celebrities you look like. Pretty nice feature :) Unfortunately I only had a picture of me with sunglasses at this computer, so results are not that accurate, but still fun - specially I like how I match Eddie Murphy and Liza Minelli :)   Technorati Tags: Genealogy, Collage, Family

Programmers and Nature

"Programming - is a competition between Programmers, trying to write more and more "fool-proof" programs and Nature, creating more and more stupid users. So far, nature wins". Translated from Russian :) Technorati Tags: fool-proof, programmers, jokes

Pink! Pink!

The other day I was walking on street and stumbled upon this nice car. It was an old Ford Fiesta (?) and it was all pink!